soft lips and

makeup

try and look healthy.

because I haven't eaten much

since my sanity left me.

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herecomesoliver:

porndirector:

is that squidward

This is all I care about

pradalecki:

linkin-lake:

ibeggedformercytwice:

troyesivan:

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

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damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life